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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You appoint me
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?‚ “Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied. “But what will you live on?‚
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
Most Popular SMS at Punjbai Youth
Always have a positive attitude in life. There is something positive In every person. Even a stopped watch is right Twice a day
An Airoplane Is Always Safe At Ground. But It's Not Made For That. So Always Take Some Meaningful Risks In Life To Get Great Acheivment.
Beautiful quote on anger :-) "If u r right then there is no need to get Angry" and "if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be Angry"
CONFIDENCE Once, all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an Umbrella, that's Confidence TRUST Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air,he laughs because he knows you will catch him; that's Trust HOPE Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning but still you have plans for the coming day ; that's Hope HAVE CONFIDENCE, TRUST & HOPE
live well & be happy alal d time.. bcoz, it's the greatest revenge 4 those who avoided & hurted u..
"The minute you think of giving up any relation, think of the reason why you held it so long" Good morning and have a nice day.
Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai. Jiyo apni zindagi aise, jaise ji raha gulab hai. Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi, muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai.