Latest SMS at Punjbai Youth
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You appoint me
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income? Of course, dear, no trouble, she replied. But what will you live on?
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
Most Popular SMS at Punjbai Youth
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U Dont be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p
twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
A Ur Attractive B Ur D Best C Ur Cute D Ur Dear 2 me E Ur Excellent F Ur Funny G Ur Gud Looking H He He He I Im J Just K Kidding
A mobile is like women Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.