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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You appoint me
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?‚ “Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied. “But what will you live on?‚
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
Most Popular SMS at Punjbai Youth
Best lines by a best friend: “It hurts me wen u talk to s0me0ne else n n0t me.. .. it hurts even m0re wen s0me1 else makes u smile n i can’t . . .”
Look Outside its So Pleasant! Sun Smiling 4 U ! Trees Dancing 4 U ! Birds Singing 4 U ! Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You A Happy Friendship Day
Full form of FRIENSHIP:- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless
Don’t Love a Friend who Hurts U Don’t Hurt a Friend who Loves U.
Friendship doesnt occurs with special ppl, people becomes special after becoming friends, Just wanted to let u know that U r very “Special” to me
Don’t make friends before understanding & Don’t break a friendship after misunderstanding
Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai Dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai Kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere Yahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai