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I know u think u broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it 2 so look here I play the jokes on u!
"COMPROMISING" doesn't mean that your are wrong and someone is right, it only means that you value your "RELATIONSHIP" much more then your "EGO"
A man may or may not be happy when he/she win's one's mind. But he must be happy when win's one's trust. Trust is the zenith of all relation.
I Will Wait .. Till The Day "I" Can Forget "You" .. Or The Day You Realize "You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..
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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?‚ asked the another man. Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.‚
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You appoint me
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?‚ “Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied. “But what will you live on?‚