Better think before you smile.
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
Most Popular Funny SMS
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
"i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->
What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu...
tum kya samjhey they...
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
Cutest Proposal -
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
"Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again.."
When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
Examples of stupid questions people ask..
1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?
2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain?
3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u?
4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- did u just hav a bath?
5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- goin up?
6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose fl.wers?
7. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don't love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
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Oye hoye...
What a dialogue!! :d
Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS........ ....
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY"
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around
My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p
Can u dance?
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No!
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Sure
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Just try it
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Sure u cant
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That means u r pappu!!!
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Because pappu cant dance ..