Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
Most Popular Funny SMS
Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. "i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->
What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they... I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
Cutest Proposal - A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home. & Asks , "Do U Belive In Love At First Sight Or Should I Come Back Again.."
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- did u just hav a bath? 5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- goin up? 6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose fl.wers? 7. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl replied: . . . Oye hoye... What a dialogue!! :d
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP? I can SING on Any STAGE Can you SING in COMA-STAGE? I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP? I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS? TRY ALL THIS........ .... Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p
Can u dance? ? ? ? No! . . . Sure . . . Just try it . . . Sure u cant . . . That means u r pappu!!! . . . Because pappu cant dance ..