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Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

This is my head ....

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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

Employer: €In this job we need someone who is responsible.€

Applicant: €I€™m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.€

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