Riddle SMS LIST

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.


Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It's A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.

What part of a human, which size doesn't increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

Do u think u can answer....

Answer=The Eye

A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo,
to pata chale ga k sub se pehle
ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga


A - Roses
B - Tension
C - Understanding
D - Heart
E - Romance
F - Fight
G - Care
H - Money
I - Respect
J - Nothing
K - Freedom
L - Kids
M - Suche Mohabbad
N - Satisfaction
O - Posesivens
P - Friendship
Q - Gifts
R - Chocolates
S - Lots of Love (Good Luck)
T - Pain
U - Happiness
V - Rudeness
W - Kisses
X - Tears
Y - Attitude
Z - Forever Love

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

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Answer:

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

Challenge for you to tell the abbreviations...

1. I.Q. = ?
2. a.m = ?
3. p.m = ?
4. e.g. = ?
5. i.e. = ?
6. SIM = ?
7. OK = ?

Answers:-
1. I.Q. = ? Intelectual que, or inteligent question.
2. a.m = ?aftr morning.
3. p.m = ?pre.morning.
4. e.g. = ?example
5. i.e. = ?instance example
6. SIM = ?sending
7. OK = ?objection kiled

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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jo teir raha hai wo nur..
jo teir rahi hai wo mada..!

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind

"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T"
ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband & Wife