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Lawyer to sardar
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"
No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D
Chemical symbols & sardar
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
An essay on cricket match
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Sardar shopping early
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
Differentiate wife and mother
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar Bunks office
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
Sardar was wearing mosquito net
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
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