What's an average 6 inch long

What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Most Popular Misleading SMS

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR. Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U Coz U r so Cute & Dashing.. 4 more JOKES recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
Yar I trusted you so much but ur mouth is never shut. Why did u tel otherz my secrets? U really disappointed me, plz stop telling everybody that, . . . . I'm so CUTE.
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge, Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge, Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna, Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don't hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . "ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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