Latest SMS at Punjbai Youth
Don€™t forget me,
forget me never,
When u forget me,
then forget me for ever.
Every time I say how are you?
my heart says, I care for you..
Every time I ask how have you been?
my heart whispers, I miss you
What a pity! I'm not at your place!
Miles separate me from you
This night in my dreams I'll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!
There's no Special reason for this msg,
I just wanna steal a single moment
out of ur busy life
&
hope I can make u smile n say:
I Miss U.
i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day.
ECG showed anomalies in my heart's mode of operation.
The doc said my heart was missing something 4 proper functioning.
I was rushed 2 d theater & surgery was about 2 commence
when i told the doc that surgery cud not solve d problem.
cause my heart was missing u!
Missing You. . .
Is Not The Hard Part !!!
But . . .
Knowing That
I Once Had You ...
Is What Breaks My
Heart . . . !!!
Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life.
But.
.
.
.
Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories!!!, :-(
Most Popular SMS at Punjbai Youth
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?‚
“Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied.
“But what will you live on?‚
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?‚ asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.‚